(A)Puncayshun makes his (C)way to (A)Bowser every (C)day
(D)And when you think that (D+G)he will fight he (D)gives him a (D+G)cake
Puncayshun got a friend; there's no need to pretend
Bowser is a dangerous dragon friend

But he is (F#m)happy that he (E7)got a friend

Puncayshun gotta go to the castle just to
celebrate a birthday and can you guess who
Puncayshun drops the cake in a lava filled lake
And Bowser wonders what the hell he will eat now

Puncayshun runs for his life

Bowser is free, there's no way he can be
Said Puncayshun on the run, this is not very fun
And Bowser said why is the cake such a lie?
And Puncayshun is the liar, now he has to die

Said Bowser, I'm gonna find you now

This line marks the end of the story about a friend
Who didn't want his birthday to be just pretend
He never got the cake that Puncayshun had to bake
And he never understood it was all a mistake

(F#m)